Lynnwood Dog School
The Alternative dog school
Lesson 1. How to subdue your human.Now class pay attention!
Humans are very easy to train you just have to choose your time carefully. Notice when they are distracted by something else.
This is now the perfect time to train your human. First I test just how distract they are with a small nuzzle. - Notice how I get only a halfhearted response. Now is the perfect time to strike while they are not watching ....
Horah! Success cushion subdued!
Now it is your turn.
Lesson 2. Size really does not count.
Now just watch Goliath vanquished !
From this position demand a bone or a fuss or anything else that comes to mind.
Lesson 3. Advanced techniques.
It makes no difference where your human is, there is always time to practice "the moves" and even if you are seen this will not hurt your credit rating.
Lesson 4. Practice makes perfect.
You might even get a treat out of it.
Remember always try it on no matter what you are caught at you might just be pleasantly surprised at the reaction you get.
If your human is one of those who just never stops talking well after the class is over and everything packed away. We understand your problem but don't just put up with it, make your feelings clear
Lesson 5. Don't let them get away with it.
It might not help emediatly but eventualy they will get the message.
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